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Looking for a Handjob? Exceptional Selection Available in Croatia

It is the Facebook page which is spreading very quickly in Croatia, with almost 8,000 fans in two weeks, but is Croatian Handjobs a clumsy translation of the celebration of Croatia's considerable wealth of hand-made products, or is it someone who is clearly taking the p***?

This remember is the country where Google Translate can get you in serious trouble... and straight into hospital. Kozica or Kozice? The choice is yours, but one translates as prawns, the other as small pox. Hardly enticing for people waiting in the queue (courtesy of Viewfromtheriva).  

And so to this new site, Croatian Handjobs. I don't think there is any need to explain the meaning of the word handjob here, and I suspect that is also true for the site administrators, who have put together a hilarious selection of posts highlighting the very best of Croatia's hand-made products, with the (one suspects) deliberate mis-translation of 'hand-made' for 'handjob' adding considerable humour. Any doubt should be allayed in the post about glass below.

Still, a very funny site, and if you are looking for handjob, come to Croatia and discover the very best of the country's handjobs on Facebook

 

 

 

 

Last modified onSunday, 17 August 2014 18:25
Paul Bradbury

About Paul Bradbury

Author of Lebanese Nuns Don't SkiLavender, Dormice and a Donkey Named Mercedes and the Hvar's first comprehensive guidebook, Hvar: An Insider's Guide to Croatia's Premier Island, I have lived in Dalmatia full time since 2003 and run various tourism information websites about Hvar, Split and Zagora, and am co-author of Split: An Insider's Guide with Mila Hvilshoj.

I also have various blogging clients, including the Central Dalmatia Tourist Board, Restaurant Gariful, Hvar Adventure, Villas Hvar and Andro Tomic Wines, and print clients include Qatar Airways inflight magazine, Out! magazine from New York, and Croatian Hotspots. 

I also provide website content services, including Agroturizam Pharos, Toto's Restaurant, European Coastal Airlines, Restaurant Gariful and Divota Aparthotel. Please contact me if you would like help with your website content.

I also write for Google News via Digital Journal - see my range of articles here

Ongoing writing projects:

A History of Hajduk Split, co-author with Frane Grgurevic

Around the World in 80 Disasters

Total Hvar in the Media:

Interview of the Month, Croatian Embassy in Washington (May 2013)

Special Feature in Globus Magazine (May 2013)

Featured on Croatian TV show, More (2012) - watch the report here

4-page special in Nedjelji Jutarnji, Croatia's leading paper (August 2014)

Interviews in Slobodna Dalmacija, Dalmacijanews, Radio Split

I am available for writing services. Please contact me on blogger@bossandblogger.com 

Other websites:

Total Hvar - www.total-hvar.com 

Total Split - www.croatia-split.com

Total Inland Dalamtia - www.total-inland-dalmatia.com 

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